Mark

Mark is the Chief Executive Officer of Neophytos Enterprises, Inc as well as its inaugural Resident Racist. He is a founding member of the organization and a key player in its reaching the 'urban' marketplace. Additionally, Mark is one of the four Neophytos members who operates the entertainment brand Livin' Like Larry and participates in its hit podcast of the same name.

Origin
It is unknown how Mark came to be in this dimension. It is unknown what species Mark is. It is unknown what purpose he serves in the grand scheme of things.

Following his appearance and the subsequent creation of the Solar System, its inhabitants, and the laws of nature, Mark chose to take on a human form and live among his many offspring. It was in this state of complacency and humility that The Jovian Space Pimps infiltrated his dimension and gained traction in their efforts to garner control.

It wasn't until The Battle for Earth—or, rather, the contemporaneous destruction of the planet during the battle—that Mark snapped back to his former state of mind. Sensing the harm to his beloved Terra, Mark resumed his godly disposition and confronted The Jovian Space Pimps. Realizing the extensive harm they had already wrought—primarily upon Terra, Ena, Seth, and Sam—Mark decided any corrective action on his part would need to be holistic. Any distinct countermeasure would only correct a small part of their grand influence; he would need to restore the dimension as it was before their intrusion while maintaining and ameliorating the beings whose lives they had distorted. In an effort to meet this goal—and return to his state as a would-be human—Mark enacted The Renewal. This incredible feat accomplished every intention but one: The Jovian Space Pimps, as extra-dimensional beings, remained untouched.

Notable Characteristics

 * Enormous Penis - As infamously exemplified by The Official Mark Dildo©, Mark's penis is nearly 12 kilometers in length when fully erect.
 * undefinedRacially Incongruous - Mark exhibits racial incongruity in that he has the head of a white man and the body of a black man. The reasoning for this is still unclear, as is whether he has the ability to change relative race at will. That is, Mark's skin is depicted in many ways throughout Neophytos media, suggesting he has the ability to temporarily change race in certain parts of his body, though this has never been confirmed. Regardless, Neophytos Enterprises, Inc has taken a strict stance that, despite his approximate blackness, Mark does not retain the right to say the n-word. The organization has complied with this policy whenever applicable, going so far as to create the title of Resident Racist to shame Mark's unsavory behavior.