Sam's Succulent Solutions, LLC

Sam's Succulent Solutions, LLC is one of many allegedly fraudulent limited liability corporations created under the umbrella of Neophytos Enterprises, Inc. Originally founded under the name "Sam Is To Blame, LLC" as a means to launder money obtained by less-than-savory means, the company was renamed to "Sam's Succulent Solutions, LLC" and repurposed to peddle its namesake's semen in a vain attempt to recoup revenue lost to the Submarine Sandwich Investigation. While it still sells semen, Sam has gone on to expand its scope of operation under the purview of Neophytos Head of Sales, EJ.

Products

 * Sam's Semen
 * Sam's Ocean Water Lemonade (discontinued)