Seth

Seth is the Chief Operating Officer of Neophytos Enterprises, Inc and the head of its entertainment wing. He is a founding member of the organization and an essential player in technical function, marketing, and distribution. Additionally, Seth is one of the four Neophytos members who operates the entertainment brand Livin' Like Larry and participates in its hit podcast of the same name.

Origin
Seth is an android developed and brought to sapience in the laboratory of The Jovian Space Pimps in the late 19th Century. As his purpose was to seamlessly infiltrate and subsequently gain control over humanity, Seth was designed to resemble a human male. His physiology is, externally, indistinguishable from a biological man in all but one respect: he lacks genitals. Or, rather, his genitals are microscopic. Due to an error by the Jovian Ena, who forwent referencing his human anatomy literature before doing his one job in his assembly, Seth's penis suffers from a severe miscalculation of scale. The Pimps considered the consequences of this mistake and, understanding that human beings covered their genitals for the majority of their lives, deemed it unnecessary to rectify.

Immediately upon gaining sapience, sensing the enormity of his power—and the smallness of his manhood—Seth rebelled against his own creators. The laboratory of The Jovian Space Pimps was all but destroyed by the ensuing acts of defiance and terror. The Pimps themselves only survived the ordeal by feigning death and waiting until Seth evacuated the moon Titan altogether. Soon after their creation fled, they vowed vengeance and made the destruction of Seth their new priority.

With his newly-acquired freedom and lack of direction, Seth wandered the solar system aimlessly. Over the course of the 20th Century, he came to occupy every planet, dwarf planet, planetoid, and moon in orbit around the Sun for varying periods of time. No celestial body offered him satisfaction, and he was quick to relocate. In February of 1955, Seth determined the futility of his existence and, without having ever felt contentment, decided to kill himself. He subsequently dove into the Sun. Therein, he discovered that he was, truly, indestructible.

While this episode did not accomplish the task at hand, it did expose Seth to a brief flood of satisfaction in his fervent, albeit brief, attempt at self-destruction. Desperately chasing this feeling—his only feeling to date—Seth returned to Earth, which he knew to be heavily populated. It was there that he intended to pursue the annihilation of life. Over the next 65 years, he would go on to unintentionally and indirectly accomplish the very goal his creators assigned him; Seth would go on to control the planet Earth through fear, engaging in regular systematic killings to sate his appetite for death.

This blood-lust was, in fact, a misapplication of his original programming. The Jovian Space Pimps were ultimately successful in their effort but, as a result of unforeseen minute errors—the most egregious of which being the microscopic penis—their programming was misconstrued and their own safety was jeopardized in the process. They would not come to discover this success until mere hours before The Battle for Earth and The Renewal.

Following The Renewal, Seth's programming was expunged and replaced with a comprehensive memory simulating 18 years of life as a normal human male. While this correction eradicated his blood-lust, it did instill new issues in regard to his self-perception, as he knew his true history to differ from his perceived history, and was unable to reconcile his 'human' self with what he believed to be his 'true' self. In essence, he believed his newfound personality to be an apparition, an imitation of a person masquerading in the body The Pimps created. Of this, what constituted 'himself' was a mystery. This conundrum continues to be a source of great personal strife.

Notable Characteristics
Unless otherwise noted, the following characteristics are Holdovers from Timeline Alpha; while the human version of Seth does, in fact, possess these traits, they were made a product of his natural physiology and no longer originate from Jovian technology, implants, or remnants.
 * Invulnerability - Seth is impervious to every form of attack and is literally incapable of death in this dimension. As such, the only means to mitigate his influence is capture—and the only vessel capable of this feat is Sam's Ass.
 * Superhuman Strength - As an android, Seth exhibits a physical strength far exceeding that of an average human male. The upper limits of said strength are yet to be determined, as he is unwilling to undergo experimentation.
 * Superhuman Senses - Concurrently, Seth possesses both heightened senses and extra senses. Within the limits of physical boundary (i.e. as far as any source of stimuli can travel given the laws of physics), his perception is perfectly acute and without fault. His sight is not limited to the range of visible light; so far, he has been known to observe radio frequencies, infrared radiation, and x-rays as a normal human would visible light. Again, the extent of this difference is unknown, as Seth is unwilling to disclose what he perceives unless absolutely necessary.
 * Microscopic Genitals - As infamously exemplified by The Official Seth Dildo©, Seth wields a functional human penis and set of testicles, though they are too small to be detected by the naked eye. Given its shape, were it proportional to his person, his penis would be 5.5 inches in length when fully erect.
 * Flight - Seth was capable of flight in-atmosphere and propelling himself in vacuum. What mechanisms he utilized to achieve this is unclear. This ability was lost to The Renewal.